Bluto

One more thing Senator McCain. Quit blinking so much. It makes me nervous. Oh, Senator Obama you are beginning to take on the appearance of that black vulcan on Star Trek.

I would have debated the Budweiser sale to the Nazis. Think of how many jobs are going to be lost. Think of all the profits of beer that will be lost when our economy goes down the drain. Our nation should bailout Anheuser-Busch. Maybe we should nationalize it. Then we would have free beer and the nation would be happy. God Bless us all.

My buddies and I created a new drinking game tonight. Every time a politician uses the Wall Street - Main Street euphemism in a sentence you have to have take a drink of beer. If they use include the word change in the sentence then you have to drink the whole glass. It did not take me long to get tanked.

I think we will see real change when candidates are forced to use brains and don't have teleprompters to read from. But, Sarah is one sexy lady in those retro glasses.

I think that Nathon Johnson character might be related to Cletus Spuckler. Take real close look and tell me if you see any family resemblance.

I love this cold war Patton stuff. Makes for better movies.

Hey Joe, Do you want to come over to my house sometime and watch a Bear's game? You bring the beer and I will provide the chips.

Ol Randy Boy needs to get a blanket party for his misbehavior.

I hope dancers and an open bar are included for that price.

I once forged a letter to get me out of school. It stated that I had to go to the doctor and get treated for irritable bowel syndrome.

Fenty has nice place. Why don't homeless people start camping out at his crib. I bet his fridge has food and beer.

Mad Max was a movie way before its time.

Its the good people that always die....

I am sure Elephants will be running scared of the rallying turtles.

I once knew a guy that had a pet bird that talked. I am going to vote for the man that lands the best joke. I still remember Reagan's "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" Now that line was funny. Or how about Gore's "We will put Social Security in a safe lock box that no one can touch." I had convulsions when I heard that.

What do you know about the velvet mafia. I bet they some really powerful thugs.

Hey Slick, I have been noticing you write alot about gay stuff. What is all that about? I can't stop imagining these fellas as prom queens.

I personally am pushing for the Anheuser/Busch ticket. Let America drink!

My advice to everyone reading is to not focus and start drinking heavly.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

I want to be the smart kid selling all the answers.

Joe Biden is one of the funnier guys in Washington. We could use some comedy in this increasingly stupid campaign (both sides).

My question for the panel is whether this manipulation will effect the price of beer?

Listen to the Best Damn R&B Band around.

I heard that John McCain has threatened to veto every single beer if he becomes president. This makes me worry.