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  1. Our nation's goal should be to receive no more than one third of its support from taxpayers. The remainder can be divided from park entrance fees, selling marijuana, and government sanctioned beer factories.
  2. We need to get the man card club going. Its time for our public servants to man up or get their cards revoked.
  3. All Congressmen and women must watch one hour of Delta House public television per day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8OuIkk77g The "Man Show" must be reinstated. Budwieser must be owned by an American company.
  4. I am am waiting for Rachel Meadows and Sean Hannity to kiss. That would make good television. I digress. All pundits that say they are reporters should be considered enemy combatants. Water boarding is not recommended. The use of Beer bongs are sanctioned.
  5. The President will give his evaluation this Thursday. Tune in and watch.
  6. Its time for you to stop the shenanigans and get in a scrum. We need two teams. One Red. One Blue. This is a last man standing cage match. All the Lobbyist can meet me at the bar Thursday night where neckties get chopped off.
  7. Listen to the wisdom of Minnie the Moocher http://www.youtube.c...h?v=6NTozy51AY0
  8. Delta House Inspirational Television. We are in Hell Right Now Gentleman. We can Climb out of Hell One INCH at a time.
  9. Enough of these panty games politicians. Its time to get in the ring and fight. Do the Filibuster! Don't just threaten it. Do the Reconciliation the right way. LET CSPAN WATCH. NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE DECIDE IT IS!!! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! What the frak happened to the Congress I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest moment of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Banks, they are toast! Monster Corporations, dead! Healthcare... Bluto: We're just the guys to do it. Let's do it! http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Q47bpOCTcaY
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    The Hail Satan Network has the answers you are looking for. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCiTlMrMAhU
  11. Can you listen to anyone unclothed? I will send you case of liquid American courage if you try. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGn_E3nywr0
  12. Food Fight!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. I am a little dizzy right now.

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