PAYING STUDENTS TO GET GOOD TEST SCORES

[Psycho]

PAYING STUDENTS TO GET GOOD TEST SCORES

 

 

 

 

D.C. Schools Chancellor Michelle A. Rhee announced plans yesterday to boost dismal achievement at half the city's middle schools by offering students an unusual incentive: cash.

 

This is one of the dumbest ideas coming out of Rhee's mouth.

 

The best incentives for students to do well are:

 

1. They won't grow up to be as stupid as Mayor Adrian McGreevey Fenty;

 

2. They won't grow up abusing drugs like Mayor Adrian McGreevey Fenty;

 

3. They won't have to agree to sleep with Mayor Adrian McGreevey Fenty in order to get a job with DC government;

 

4. They will get to go to college;

 

5. They will be able to find a decent job after college; and

 

6. They will feel good about themselves having done well now in school.

[Bluto]

I want to be the smart kid selling all the answers.