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If you're looking for something to do TONIGHT, please consider checking TITTS + ARSE at Alias. Show up early for the OPEN BAR then stick around for rapid fire drum and bass from 11pm - 12midnight. This is upstairs in the comfy, candle-lit lounge or Rubrik Room at Nation. Directions if you don't already know can be found here: http://www.buzzlife.com/info.php. * * * E-MAIL ME IMMEDIATELY with full legal names and e-mail addresses of those you'd like on the list (cutoff 6PM) * * * Also don't forget about the Krunk Fall JUMP-OFF this Saturday with the one and only RESINATION (performing LIVE!!!) and the DJ ST/MIC classic hip-hop and eclectic dance set! ***FREE*** all day urry day with the hottest open mic and still the tallest, cheapest, strongest drinks around! Don't miss this one!! Specs and the rest at www.tittsworth.com Looking ahead: Wed.Sept.8: Krunk Rooftop @ Club 5, DC Thurs.Sept.9: Titts + Arse @ Galaxy, B-more Friday. Sept.17: Metalheadz 10 Year Tour w/ Goldie, Photek and Titts @ Cubik, DC Each and every Saturday, Tittsworth @ Krunk (specs on www.tittsworth.com) Alternatively, don't sleep on the midnight showings at Landmark! Office Space and Ghost in the Shell on the big screen this month!! More info here: http://landmarktheaters.com/Market/Washing...DC_Frameset.htm

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) S A T U R D A Y , S E P T E M B E R 4 t h : KRUNK FALL JUMP OFF! KRUNK FALL JUMP OFF!! KRUNK FALL JUMP OFF!!! Hope yall enjoyed last week's Krunk craziness!! Summer may be winding down but as you can see, we're just getting started!! To quote Martin on our last party, "y'all straight rocked the place... probably the most fun I've had at Krunk in 2k4.... Mad props to all of y'all!" Nothing put increasing heat here!! Let the crucial fall line-ups begin with revered MC talent and the very best in technical yet dance friendly DJ talent! As always, don't forget the OPEN MIC, FREE ADMISSION and the cheapest, strongest drinks AROUND! Sign up to the newsletter now by e-mailing jesse@tittsworth.com! RESINATION Local favorite ResiNation ("noun and a verb, profound and disturbed, dope sounds have emerged”) combines world class t.E.C.K! and the oh so versatile K-Cromozone. Pick up the The ResiNation LP and experience a slew of stories, politics and linguistic misfits over some uber hot t.E.C.K! bangers. Along with making an appearance on every Educated Consumers release to date, K-Crome has rocked it with Beatnuts, Living Legends and too many to mention. On the freestyle tip, he's graced many a battle including the Brainstorm battle (Seattle, Wash). ResiNation combines beyond dope beats and production with lyrics that personify the new leaf hip-hop is turning over. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW RESINATION 12" WAX OUT VERY SOON! ST.MIC http://www.timelessdaimyo.com KRUNK LOVES ST. MIC and ST. MIC LOVES KRUNK. Did you like Ragz? St Mic has been affiliated with his DJ crew so you may notice a rock solid similarity!! With such skills on the decks and a true talent for Krunk catering, it's no wonder that ST. MIC has come to equate the epitome of fun and technicality. Working hard as a producer, MC and father, Mr. Mike shows conviction, yet timeless balance. Join us this Saturday for a special encore presentation when St Mic busts out the diverse stacks to make you dance your drunken a$$ off. TITTSWORTH Continuing the tradition of "damn Titts, you ain't right," here's a pic of Queen Disco Nap passed the f*#% out Krunk style. I really like how her hair matches her tank top so well (and probably her face). On the real tho, Big Titts will be on the ones and twos, warming up the crowd with ultimate hip-hop funk. Having recently dropped several hundred dollars on tracks to make you go @%&)$(, note that Titts will most likely be even MORE amped behind the decks these next few passes! From new Wu (YOU BIG DUMMY) and Royce da 5'9" to M.O.P. and a mature Snoop, Titts got the funk for yo mind! OPEN MIC Show up early (11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for Krunk jump of. Keep it tight but civil. Our open mic has quickly established itself as a DC area tradition! Bring a demo if you want a show, don't try to turn the open mic into your personal set cuz that's WACK. KRUNK MAKING MOVES -Mark your calendar for the KRUNK CLUB 5 TAKEOVER on Wednesday, September 8th. What more perfect than to enjoy one of summer's remaining moments on the comfortable, renovated Club 5 rooftop? Join your Krunk residents in celebration of Yvonne's Birthday, alongside DJ's Fierce, Storm, Bobby Jae and Darkenetiks! Info. -Check the Tittsworth/Krunk appearance in the Washington Express from last Friday. Read and respond here. Much love to The Post Express for the piece! -Titts making moves! DJ dates: -Sept 02: Titts + Arse @ Alias (dnb) -Sept 08: Krunk Club 5 Takeover (hiphop, b-more club and the kitchen sink) -Sept 17: Tittsworth @ Buzz/Cubik (drum and bass like whoa) -Each and every Saturday at KRUNK (if you don't know you betta axe somebody) -Stay up to date on events by joining the Krunk/Tittsworth.com newsletter: E-mail jesse@tittsworth.com !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

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KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) SATURDAY, AUGUST 28th: CARIBBEAN KRUNK Pardon the cheesy graphics but hopefully they snatched your attention towards a very special CARIBBEAN KRUNK! Summer won't be around too much longer so make sure to represent THIS SATURDAY when we deliver the hottest reggae, dance hall, salsa, all the Latin flavors AND of course, the hottest hip-hop. Oh and did we mention we're giving away 100 FREE JAMAICAN PATTIES? WINTERMAN Big Moe aka Winterman has been Krunk fam since day one. No stranger to our wheels of steel, his last appearance was well received and talked about for weeks! What can we say, 'cept ladies love Big Moe and his tropical beats! Take advantage of Moe, I mean Moe's set this Saturday as he drops the illest in reggae, dancehall, hip-hop and dance floor classics! Get ready to sweat! Don't forget, tip your DJ in tequila form!! DAVE NADA Krunk dance-floor devastator Dave Nada needs no introduction. Just home from his musical tour of the Dirty-South, welcome Mr. Nada back, Krunk style with pints and shots! Extending our tropical theme for the evening, LL D. Nada will be filling out the evening with Latin inspired beats and soulful blends of dance floor pandemonium. Add his unpredictable reputation to pull from almost every genre out there and you've got the formula for a dangerously Krunked up set! Dave, glad to have you home bro. TITTSWORTH Instead of some boring photo of me spinning, I figured I'd entertain with a pic of Bunn with no pants. Seconds after walking in the door (post Krunk) he somehow managed to pass out with NO PANTS, just steps away from his bed. Isn't he peaceful? Back to the subject at hand... yo boy Big Titts is back from Philly giggin' and ready to show yall what Krunk REALLY means. Hip-hop, booty house and Baltimore Club DEFINITELY involved, so bring yall drunk asses and holla at cho boy!! OPEN MIC Show up early (around 11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for getting Krunk started off right. Keep it tight but civil, you know how we do. Much love to the MC's, time to show and prove! KRUNK MAKING MOVES -Mark your calendar for the KRUNK CLUB 5 TAKEOVER on Wednesday, September 8th. What more perfect than to enjoy one of summer's remaining moments on the comfortable, renovated Club 5 rooftop? Join your Krunk residents in celebration of Yvonne's Birthday, alongside DJ's Fierce, Storm, Bobby Jae and Darkenetiks! Info. -Check the Tittsworth/Krunk appearance in the Washington Express from last Friday. Read and respond here. Much love to The Post Express for the piece! -Titts making moves! DJ dates: -Sept 02: Titts + Arse @ Alias (dnb) -Sept 08: Krunk Club 5 Takeover (hiphop, b-more club and the kitchen sink) -Sept 17: Tittsworth @ Buzz/Cubik (drum and bass like whoa) -Each and every Saturday at KRUNK (if you don't know you betta axe somebody) -Stay up to date on events by joining the Krunk/Tittsworth.com newsletter: E-mail jesse@tittsworth.com !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

Please check out this interview featured in today's Washington Express. It features your favorite hip-hop weekly, KRUNK, and yours truly... Interview (including bits that didn't make the cut): http://tittsworth.com/misc/titts_washingtonexpress.htm Download the full issue here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/express

Just a quick shout about this weekend... This Friday, please consider checking out Tamu, Nasar Abadey, Supernova and Indeethot @ The Bohemian Caverns. This is a unique opportunity to experience a true fusion of hip hop and jazz and a side of TAMU that you've never seen before! All new songs, full of innovative and intense combinations of mature, thought provoking hip hop and experimental jazz. Bohemian Caverns is 2003 11th St. NW,, Washington, DC 20009. Doors open at 9pm. Act like you know. Saturday (21st) is a very special Krunk, including the debut of east coast legend and DMC renowned DJ RAGZ! Also this night is the official release of St Mic's long-awaited solo EP! Add Shilo's birthday celebration and you've got a truly unforgettable evening! Mind blowing live performances, world class turntablism and DJ's that demand dance, do NOT miss this one!! Krunk is held upstairs at South Beach (10 mins from DC), 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD. FREE! Doors open at 10:30pm. More info on www.tittsworth.com Philly cats, don't miss Cyanide, Subtera, Brian Arse, Kirkout and myself this Saturday @ Subcode (The Parkway, 20th and Arch). The forerunners of Cabal, Armada Recording's founder and a special ARSE-OUT tag will make Subcode THE PLACE TO BE in the 215 so don't even think about sleeping! Specs and the rest: http://tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1278 Peace, Jesse Tittsworth www.tittsworth.com

KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) A monumental Krunk, featuring a DMC finalist, a Krunk fam EP release and a very special birthday celebration on some end-table-a$$ ish... SATURDAY, AUGUST 21st : TITTSWORTH.COM and KRUNK PROUDLY PRESENT DMC FINALIST DJ RAGZ! The legendary RAGZ has opened for some of the biggest of names, such as Busta Rhymes, Heltah Skeltah, Mobb Deep, Black Star, Organized Konfusion, Company Flow and Biz Markie to name a few. Whether its his comprehensive collection that spans 15 years plus or his unbelievably ability to make your jaw drop by his technical turntable tricks and scratching, Dj Ragz grabs your attention and never lets go. Come check out this 1997 DMC battle finalist and 1999 Turntable Showdown champion, reppin' the Jazz Addixx, Embassy Click and Muzik Fiendz, the one, the only DJ RAGZ! ST / MIC DJ SET -and- EP RELEASE ! Truly the very definition of a renaissance man, ST/MIC effectively works the faders and decks just as thorough as the m.i.c. or Cubase V.S.T. This Saturday we proudly host the unveiling of Saint Mike's OFFICIAL EP RELEASE! Only 50 copies will be available so show up early, line-up front and center and act like you want a copy! After a short but sweet live MC set Mr. Ragz and The Saint will work out the 1200's like it's nobody's business. Oh, and did we mention a SURPRISE GUEST? Do NOT MISS THIS!!! VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to SHILO! ^ Not only does our girl rack up enough booty to hold up a drink but she's a straight sweetie with skills on the decks! Reppin' Typhoid-Mary.com, loyal Krunker Shilo may be walkin in, but she's limpin out (at best). As entertaining as the photos usually are without the b-day madness, I can only imagine what will become of this weekend... OPTIMST RHYMZ Optimst writes rhymes so fresh he tries to bite his own verses! But on the real, I don't have to tell you how unbelievably tight this Krunk co-founder is on the mic or decks. Show up early to witness his open mic sickness but stay later to experience the funky DJ side of Big Rhymz. Don't miss the kid on decks as he flows to and cuts up reggae, hip-hop, rnb and all that music good for your soul!! OPEN MIC Show up early (around 11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for getting Krunk started off right. Keep it tight but civil, you know how we do. Much love to the MC's, time to show and prove! Open mic will probably run a little shorter because of the live set so get there on time! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

tonite, indeethot, the second coming!!!

KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) T H I S _ S A T U R D A Y , A U G U S T _ 1 4 t h , 2 0 0 4 : THANKS 2 EVERYONE who made our Go-Go debut last week so live! It took yall a little while to find yall groove but by the end of the night our man Craig had the place JUMPIN!! Go Go in Bethesda, what they know about that? And nobody got shot or stabbed! HOLLA! DJ INDEETHOT It is with outstanding please that we invite Daniel aka INDEETHOT back to wreck shop on our dance floor. Pulling from a wide variety of hip-hop, REAL soul, rnb and beyond, INDEETHOT educates just as much as he entertains. Admire crate digging at its best as Daniel makes you dance AND shows you just where all those hip-hop samples, breaks, beats and loops came from!! Indeethot began his rise to world domination and immense popularity at 88.1 fm WMUC, running "Independent Thought" for five illustrious and memorable years beginning in 1998. Since then, he has spun at numerous spots in DC and Baltimore, assumed the position of Assistant Editor for the music bi-monthly Innerloop Magazine, become a contributing writer for a number of other publications. Although raised on hip-hop, Indeethot has branched out to build a diverse repertoire of music which romps through genres while maintaining a decidedly b-boy perspective. And now, for your amusement, a photo of Dave from when Indeetho last spun Krunk... OPTIMST RHYMZ HIP-HOP, BOOTY, SOUL, URRYTHANG 'CLUDIN DA KITCHEN SINK Optimst writes rhymes so fresh he tries to bite his own verses! But on the real, I don't have to tell you how unbelievably tight this Krunk co-founder is on the mic or decks. Show up early to witness his open mic sickness but stay later to experience the funky DJ side of Big Rhymz. Recovered from a week off and poised for liver torture, don't miss the kid on decks as he flows to and cuts up reggae, hip-hop, rnb and all that music good for your soul!! OPEN MIC Much love to Flex Mathews, Tamu, Dutch and all the MC's who turned up the heat on last week's open mic. Show up early (around 11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for getting Krunk started off right. Keep it tight but civil, you know how we do. Much love to the MC's, time to show and prove! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - FREE PARKING next to Black's (7750 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

10 reasons why you can't miss tonight's Krunk 10. 21+, you know about Krunk's grown and sexy!! 9. We're still the only spot in MoCo with the real hip-hop and ridiculous drinks (just axx The Post) 8. The cheapest good time you're gonna have... huge drinks and still NOOOO COVER 7. Open mic is still one of the hottest around! Speak yo clout alongside some of DC's greatest! 6. The best in dance friendly HIP-HOP, served up by DJ TITTS 5. GO-GO in BETHESDA. Nuff said. GGC, it's about that time!! 4. $1 shots, huge $3 drinks and much more with forum membership (http://tittsworth.com/forum) 3. You remember how live the Ibex was or because you want to experience the vibe for the first time 2. We're happy to finally have Jason Koitz back (forreal this time!!) 1. Because I'm feeling rowdy tonight! BRING IT!!!

this saturday! don't miss it!

the moment many of you have been waiting for... GO GO CRAIG!! plus hip-hop by titts, the open mic and so much more! make sure you're a forum member (http://tittsworth.com/forum) to take advantage of the weekly drink specials!! don't sleep!!

KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) T H I S _ S A T U R D A Y , A U G U S T _ 7 t h , 2 0 0 4 : Who remembers the Ibex or the Marlow Heights Skating Rink? Well this Saturday experience a blast from past as you join us for the KRUNK debut of ... GO GO CRAIG!! RAW MURRRLAN HIP-HOP and GO-GO FLAVOR It may come as a shock that Bethesda has consistently given love to real hip-hop AND go go music, but hey, since when has Krunk stuck to its home-city stereotype? This Saturday, it is without outstanding pleasure that we present a true Krunk soldier and DJ extraordinaire, Waldorf's very own, GO GO CRAIG!! He will be droppin' a special go go AND hip-hop set, sure to be loved by the grown and sexy. So look out Montgomery County, cuz this week Krunk will be groovin to the beat as G.G.C. hits the decks. Asses will be shakin' and Titts will be bouncin as Go Go Craig drops a set that will remind the old skoolers of the Ibex or the Marlow Heights skating rink. Be sure to pick up a free copy of Go Go Craig's mix CD "Bumpin' Fresh!" TITTSWORTH HIP-HOP, BOOTY, SOUL, URRYTHANG 'CLUDIN DA KITCHEN SINK Titts always brings the ultimate in funk ***brown trout***, ranging from 80 thru 140+ BPM's. This DNB vet always sets his mind to keeping the dance floor as lit as his liver. Never stopping the rapid mix, except for maybe a shot, this beat guru draws from an extensive library of tempo and genre varying tracks that guarantees Krunk lives up to its name! Get yo dance on!! OPTIMST RHYMZ Besides ripping the open mic to pieces, Optimst spins the hottest reggae, rnb and hip-hop, and of course, Jackson driven grooves. Show up early and watch him flex his lyrical muscles or stay to watch him blaze the decks with the ultimate in funk and soul. Thanks to everyone who made it out for his amazing live set last week and make sure to cop his new EP also available this week! OPEN MIC Say it, don't spray it. Things to bring: your wit, off-the-top rhymes, positive attitudes, sharp lyrical ability and mic control. Things to leave at home: stank breath, written or memorized content, thuggish ruggish attitudes and yo mama. Open mic from 10:30pm-12. Mic has been RED HOT as of late!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - FREE PARKING next to Black's (7750 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

tonite!!

Fri.07.30.04: We hope that you will spend your Friday (July 30th) night with Dave Nada and myself at the one and only Lemur Lounge. Often considered the Krunk equivalent of NOVA (except with three times the experience!!), Lemur proudly features plush comfy couches, private sipping / hookah booths, a hot wooden dance floor and great drink specials each and every (but especially this) Friday. Please join us for the funkiest in hip-hop, house, soul and rare groove as we perfectly ease you into the weekend!! Specs and the rest: http://www.lemurgene.com/lounge/lemur_lounge.php Sat.07.31.04: Come Saturday, we hope you will act on a rare opportunity to experience extended sets from DC area greats Cam One and Dave Nada. We’re giving each DJ *TWO HOURS* so you can properly appreciate the finest in beat diversity and intriguing dance floor movements. Oh oh, and did we mention the night will be recorded? For the first time, you will have the opportunity to be present for the official Krunk audio archive! Help us make the recording extra off-the-chain and we’ll release it just for you!! Last but certainly far from least, help us welcome back the Krunk-godfather, Jason Koitz!! The Godfather everybody!! Mo' details found here: http://www.tittsworth.com Sun.08.01.04: Sunday's to relax. Some Sunday morning drama, is callin’ up my mama. Forthcoming: FRIDAY THE 13TH with EVOL INTENT. http://www.tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1217 A friendly warning from Tittsworth.com and Cabal Recordings... PEACE, TITTS.

KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) : K R U N K : S A T U R D A Y , J U L Y 3 1 s t , 2 0 0 4 : DJ DAVE NADA As we say goodbye to another month of summer, Krunk turns up the heat with an extended Dave Nada hip-hop dance set. Poised for an upcoming tour, Mr Nada blazes Krunk one last time before travel with his band Medic. Let's show him off Krunk style via shots and sweaty dance floors! Make sure you come out this Saturday and dance to the hottest in hip-hop, soul, funk, rnb, salsa and more, programmed and mixed perfectly by one of Krunk's most regarded selectors! Visit DaveNada.com for more info! DJ CAM ONE Just back from having absolutely RIPPED the hip-hop stage at Starscape, our underground guru Cam One returns to Krunk with all the subversive beats that belong in your life. We’re giving both our residents extended sets so you can REALLY feel out their styles and follow their coherent movments. We’re also going to have Cam One drop the breaks for the ever evolving Krunk open mic! Do not miss a beat! DJ TITTSWORTH Krunk founder Tittsworth is back from a one week hiatus and returning with vengeance! From dusty forgotten local stacks to digital ebay crate diggin', Titts hits with you the most charming hip-hop assembled in MoCo! He pulls from 7" - 12" wax and even the CDJ, showing no medium, tempo or genre is safe from his reach. Guilty pleasures, underground gems and commercial free party anthems are always a Titts must. Don't miss the heat! OPTIMST RHYMZ Besides ripping the open mic to pieces, Optimst spins the hottest reggae, rnb and hip-hop, and of course, Jackson driven grooves. Show up early and watch him flex his lyrical muscles or stay to watch him blaze the decks with the ultimate in funk and soul. Thanks to everyone who made it out for his amazing live set last week and make sure to cop his new EP also available this week! OPEN MIC Say it, don't spray it. Things to bring: your wit, off-the-top rhymes, positive attitudes, sharp lyrical ability and mic control. Things to leave at home: stank breath, written or memorized content, thuggish ruggish attitudes and yo mama. Open mic from 10:30pm-12. Mic has been RED HOT as of late!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - FREE PARKING next to Black's (7750 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

don't miss the live hiphop band WRITTEN PRISMS!! + mikey's special b-day set, covering the hip-hop timeline and more!

KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) : K R U N K : S A T U R D A Y , J U L Y 2 4 T H , 2 0 0 4 : LIVE HIP-HOP BAND WRITTEN PRISMS Hip-hop and Jazz collide to create the funk-induced freshness that is Written Prisms. These six innovative musicians combine skilled lyricism with a tight jam band in order to create a progressive definition of Hip Hop with universal appeal to all audiences. From De La Soul, ATCQ and The Roots to Herbie Hancock and Miles Davis, Written Prisms draw from many musical influences to make you shake your groove thang. Their recordings have received overwhelming enthusiastic reviews from several industry publications and their live performances are just as strong, energetic and positive in message. Music Monthly praised them by saying, "Written Prisms have seriously blown my mind. [Every] now and then I get blessed with a real find, a gift from beyond and this time around this is it." The music you need to exist is right here and waiting to be recognized as genuine, as art, and as truth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ST/MIC Special hip-hop dance floor timeline set Mikey is to Krunk fam as Lucas is to vomit-filled toilet. We proudly host another year in passing of St Mic (pronounced Saint Mike); a talent DJ, lyricist, producer and great personal friend, even brother. Instead of smashing his liver into oblivion (which still very well could and should happen), he gives a b-day gift to YOU by spinning the definitive story-line of dance friendly hip-hop this Saturday. From the 80's, 90's to the 2000's and way beyond, Mikey is going to hit you with a timeline of ultimate dance floor hits (and undeniably groovy misses!). His gift for technical mixing is only paralleled by his quality selection so do NOT miss this one! Happy birthday my man!! OPTIMST RHYMZ Besides ripping the open mic to pieces, Optimst spins the hottest reggae, rnb and hip-hop, and of course, Jackson driven grooves. Show up early and watch him flex his lyrical muscles or stay to watch him blaze the decks with the ultimate in funk and soul. Thanks to everyone who made it out for his amazing live set last week and make sure to cop his new EP also available this week! OPEN MIC Say it, don't spray it. Things to bring: your wit, off-the-top rhymes, positive attitudes, sharp lyrical ability and mic control. Things to leave at home: stank breath, written or memorized content, thuggish ruggish attitudes and yo mama. Open mic from 10:30pm-12. Mic has been RED HOT as of late!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Free drink (limit one) - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - FREE PARKING next to Black's (7750 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

tonite!

i would show up early for this one!!

saturday: -free food buffet -free champagne toast (i pop crys, you drink p***) -free admission -3 djs to dance to -optimist's EP release show it's gonna be ON

KRUNK is every Saturdary @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) K R U N K - S A T U R D A Y S - J U L Y - 1 7 t h , 2 0 0 4 : !!!KRUNK ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!! FREE: -FOOD BUFFET -CHAMPAGNE TOAST -FREE ADMISSION -SPECIAL LINE-UP Happy Birthday Krunk. Thanks to you, Krunk will be fortunately enough to turn 1 while going stronger than ever. In what seemed like a blink of an eye, we've watched ourselves grow with each other and with our music. Rarely have I experienced such wholesome, amusing, emotional, personal and downright intoxicating experiences within the confines of another venue. Krunk has resurfaced friends from various social circles; ones that I sometimes felt slipping away, but now proudly interact with one another. Krunk has given us the opportunity to share our love and vision with dozens, even hundreds every week in a positive upbeat environment. Krunk has proudly served DC hip-hop and echoed its voice to countless patrons- some who may have never envisioned such a love for hip-hop, and other that may never have envisioned their love leading them to Bethesda. Krunk is many things, but mainly, it's YOUR PARTY that YOU helped to make great! Thanks for loving the party as much as we do. We cannot wait to celebrate the accomplishment and to dish out another year to come... In appreciation for your continued support, this Saturday we will be providing a complimentary buffet towards the end of the night so drink up! We will also have a complimentary champagne toast to properly commemorate the occasion. And do we have a night lined up for you, talent wise... DAVE NADA Shortly after Krunk's birth we drafted Mr. Nada as Krunk resident (thank you Jackson). Whether funk, soul, hip-hop, r&b or a touch of top 40, Dave makes you dance to most of the genres while defining crowd control. Krunkers know that Nada never leaves a dance floor disappointed and his impeccable selection guarantees you’ll leave Krunk wet in more ways than one. CAM ONE Since day one Cam has laid down the real hip-hop as one of our most technical DJs. He has quickly blossomed into one of metro area hip-hop's hottest up-and coming DJ's with production credits that are quickly catching up. He's scratched with Q-bert, opened for Craze and made your jaw drop over his turntable finesse... we are always proud to host the one and only CAM ONE! OPTIMST RHYMZ We go back like hypercolor shirts and slap bracelets, so it's with outstanding pleasure I can finally present to you his EP RELEASE. After years of hard work he will debut one of the strongest recordings to have ever been affiliated with Krunk! With Titts on the decks (and the occasional beat), it should be a performance to remember. Don't forget to take one home! TITTSWORTH I'm hitting my crates hard to dig out all the tunes you couldn't resist this past year. All the Krunk classics are going to be stitched together Titts-style, ranging from up tempo hip-hop all the way up to hyper tempo B-more club. Consider yourself warned! OPEN MIC Say it, don't spray it. Things to bring: your wit, off-the-top rhymes, positive attitudes, sharp lyrical ability and mic control. Things to leave at home: stank breath, written or memorized content, thuggish ruggish attitudes and yo mama. Open mic from 10:30pm-12. Mic has been RED HOT as of late!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Free drink (limit one) - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - FREE PARKING next to Black's (7750 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

TONITE!!

Q-TIP: Girl meets boy on Thursday night Boy was high, girl fly like kite They hold hands until next day Boy then lets go, hit his way Boy rules butt, brags to his boys Erection brings bad boy joys Boy thinks of that big fat back Big black fat love, big black fat Girl calls boy to stand him up on Saturday Saturday POS AND Q-TIP: Saturday, it's a Saturday It's a Saturday, it's a Saturday Saturday, it's a Saturday Saturday, it's a Saturday POS: Back once more with the wallop in the score Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink And sure to make you think about the times To scope fun instead of fights (But diving from a piece of metal sure to take your life) Yo, slip your butt to the fix of this mix Toss that briefcase, it's time to let loose 'Cause you've worked like heck to get the week in check So unfasten that noose around your neck Connected like a vibe from the wheel to the foot Come on everybody dig the funky output VINIA: Five days you work One whole day to play Come on everybody, wear your rollerskates today It's Saturday, Saturday Saturday, it's Saturday Saturday, it's Saturday Saturday, it's Saturday-ay (Is the word, is the word, is the word) POS: Now as you pump your fist I reminisce To a bounce, rock, skate, roll Fess to impress Hey, pretty diamond, do you like the way I'm dressed Cool, keep the faith and be my mate 'Cause all we need is feet (And rollerskates) But promote the hustle 'cause it keeps me thin No need to talk, look who just walked in DOVE: (Is there a Dred on skates?) Yes, man (So kick the wham on this jam) Oh Mr. Sprinkler, Mr. Sprinkler Wet me for one, Mr. Sprinkler I'm heatin' high-five in a daze, no split With a yawn I trip to the dawn Out comes the bodies following the one idea It's clear, rattle to the roll Hold back up the track, grab your rollerskates y'all And let's zip on by Zip-a-de-doo-dah, let's zip on by Feed on a weed and we're feeling high Sun is on thick and the cheese is rollin' quick Come on, there's no time to hide Season is twist, spinning and winning No hackeysack, let let me in Spill on the bottom away, but it's okay, huh It's a Saturday POS: Now let's all get baked like Anita Q-TIP: Watch Mr. Lawnge, don't look at the peter DOVE: Feel on the fun, I'll feel on the VINIA: Hey, watch that! DE LA SOUL: It's a Saturday VINIA: Now is the time To act the fool tonight Forget about your worries and you will be all right It's Saturday, Saturday Saturday, it's Saturday Saturday, it's Saturday Saturday, it's Saturday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay (Aaoww) (Saturday) (Saturday) (Saturday) (Saturday) (Saturday) (Saturday) (Saturday) (Saturday)