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!!one week!! from tonight don't sleep!!

come and party with us!! not tomorrow, but the friday after, krunk resumes its weekly status for good! see you the 11th, don't sleep!!

Final thanks to everyone who made the Krunk launch so unbelievably live! Check the pics if you haven't already. Out of respect for the previous promoters, Krunk will be taking a ONE TIME OFF WEEK THIS FRIDAY, MARCH 4th. Feel free to show, but it's a goth/industrial night, so don't be alarmed. Krunk returns each and every Friday starting... FRIDAY MARCH 11th: DJ STYLUS DAVE NADA TITTSWORTH [ Hip-hop / Classics / Funk-Soul-Rnb / Baltimore Club / Dirty Souf Crunk ] Allow me to introduce you to Singapore DC... boasting PROPER SOUND (Mackie cabs and subs for DAYS), TWO BLOCKS from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels of excitement and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. Singapore = 1134 19th St NW DC Directions including metro: http://www.tittsworth.com/dir 18 to motion 21 to potion questions/comments/bookings: jessetittsworth@hotmail.com

Thanks to EVERYONE who made the krunk RELAUNCH so LIVE!! Out of respect pho the previous promoters, Krunk will be taking a ONE TIME OFF WEEK on FRIDAY, MARCH 4th. Feel free to show, but it's a goth night, so don't be alarmed. Krunk returns MARCH 11th with STYLUS, DAVE NADA and TITTSWORTH and will resume EACH AND EVERY FRIDAY THEREAFTER. Now, onto the pics... what a night! Thanks to everyone who got the party started off RIGHT! What a diverse, upbeat, party-oriented and dance crazed crowd! A thousand thanks to everyone who helped us live up to our name and reputation See you on the 11th * * * click HERE for the rest of the PICS* * * * * * click HERE for the rest of the PICS* * * * * * click HERE for the rest of the PICS* * * * * * click HERE for the rest of the PICS* * *

haha, i figured it'd make the dictionary but not in that context! tonight's the night!! don't sleep

Tomorrow (Fri.Feb 25th) will be the official TAMU and TITTSWORTH B-DAY BASH!! DO NOT MISS THIS ONE. Also, MANY MANY thanks to The Post Nightlife Crew for today's plug...

thanks!! i'm so glad to be able to spend it like this.. so many of us have been itching to start krunk back up. now we're in the space to REALLY take it to the next level!! much love

KRUNK-RELAUNCH! - NEW NIGHT! (Fridays) - NEW VENUE (Singapore Bistro) - THREE FLOORS! ... it is with utmost pleasure and and excitement that I proudly present the long awaited return of everybody's favorite hip-hop and club weekly, KRUNK! STILL rockin' the VERY BEST in hip-hop, funk/soul, rnb, international and BOOTY B-MORE CLUB. Now with THREE FLOORS OF SOUND! The OFFICIAL opening night will be TITTSWORTH'S BIRTHDAY, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25th. After that, we will take one week off out of respect for the current promoters on Friday but then launch back into our WEEKLY FORMAT each and every FRIDAY. To sum up, show up Friday, Feb 25th, take a week to recover, then GET KRUNK on MARCH 11th and EACH AND EVERY FRIDAY AFTER THAT. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25th, 2005: KRUNK RELAUNCH featuring TITTSWORTH BIRTHDAY JAM!!! Performing opening night: -DMC FINALIST and NEW RESIDENT, DJ RAGZ! -CAM ONE (hip-hop, like it used to be) -DAVE NADA (soul, salsa, dirty souf) -OPTIMST RHYMZ (<3's mics and Michael Jackson) -TITTSWORTH (booty booty club and more) -More INFO TBA! Singapore Bistro... boasting PROPER SOUND (Mackie cabs and subs for DAYS), a third of a mile walk or cheap cab ride from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels of excitement and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. 18+ (I fought for this, yall best behave!!!) 21+ to drink w/ proper ID. $5 cover w/ drink specials Singapore Bistro 1134 19th St NW DC Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/dir Questions? Comments? Feedback? Check: http://www.tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1772 FLYER: FRONT: http://tittsworth.com/images/2005/sb.jpg BACK : http://tittsworth.com/images/2005/sb2.jpg

Please take a few moments to sign into the forum and help us decide where to move Krunk! If you don't have an account but you attended (or think you would), please take a couple seconds to create an account on http://tittsworth.com/forum There WAS only "one spot in MoCo that consistently serve[d] up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mic: Krunk..." Please help us make the best decision and provide your feedback on the following poll... Direct link to poll here: http://tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1650 Happy Holidays, Jesse Tittsworth

This Saturday, please don't forget to support yours truly with the Adidas + Xlr8r sponsored book release of Bedroom Rockers! It's an internationally distributed publication available free with any purchase (and I get 30% off everything in the store this Saturday only, so holla at cho boy!). It's a well compiled, glossy and illustrated book featuring profiles and pics of some legendary DJ's (and their home setups) from each of the major cities. To name a few, Sam the Man Burns, DJ Stylus and yo boy Titts are reppin' DC to the fullest!!! So mark your calendars to get your party on at the Adidas Originals Store in the heart of Georgetown (next to the Diesel shop off Wisconsin). Set times are as follows... 12pm-2pm: Pejman 02pm-4pm: Will Eastman 04pm-6pm: Lady Plastik 06pm-7:30: DJ Stylus 7:30p-9pm: Tittsworth That's the Adidas Originals Store in Georgetown (1251 Wisconsin Ave NW DC). 6pm - 9pm, STYLUS TITTS. Perfect way to get your Saturday night started, with fresh gear and good beats!!! Presented by Adidas and XLR8R. Event is ALL AGES and FREE OF CHARGE.

don't miss it

definitely not a night to miss yall!

S A T U R D A Y , D E C 4 t h, 2 0 0 4 FINALLY KRUNK This Saturday will be the FINAL KRUNK at South Beach, Bethesda. You heard it right, after a year and a half, the 'only spot in MoCo that serves up top DJs, massive drinks live performances, and open mic' will leave its place of origin. Having proudly served DC metro hip-hop w/ a shot and a smile, to say memories were made and families were bonded would be a gross understatement. We started (almost as a joke) well over a year ago as the self proclaimed bruise of Bethesda, with a busted PA and a few hopes. With your help, we quickly redefined what a GOOD TIME REALLY meant in 301. Despite concrete strength and support in recent weeks, we feel that in order to best serve our patrons it will be necessary to find a new home. Events of great magnitude are in the works and this brief downtime (perhaps for you but not for us) shall greatly assist us in spring-boarding the next best conquest. A thousand thanks to every MC, open mic vocalist, DJ and turntablist, loyal Krunker and fellow drunkard. It's only the thoughts of a lucrative near future that make it so bearable to step away from such an unbelievable past. Stay up to date, because if you know Titts, you know, "I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. I ain't the type of brother made for you to start testin.'" I THOUGHT about scrounging up the residents to do one last blast but it wouldn't seem right with Dave in Equator, plus we'd rather spend time with fam! So we'll continue with our regularly scheduled program for one last time a la SoBe. Celebrate our departure alongside legendaries... T*E*C*K : Having managed, purchased for and acquired the Baltimore location of Joe's Record Paradise, the term "IMPECCABLE SELECTION" doesn't even seem appropriate enough. Educated Consumers, ResiNation, T.K., Iridium, Chemical Dependent, only a few of the impressive names among the skilled lyricists fortunate enough to have shined with T*E*C*K* productions. However tonight, we offer you a very special treat... a rare occasion to experience the man on the SOLO TIP. Needing no introduction but deserving of every hard earned word... do NOT miss this one. BLAKE 9 : Continuing the night's theme of those just as talented behind the decks as in the studio, we proudly present Blake 9. Forthcoming production for Time Machine, Mr. Nine gladly helps bring Krunk to its next chapter with classic plates and underground gems (with occasional sprinkles of commercial goodness for a perfect holiday seasoning). Blake9 steps out of the studio where he's working on the release of Deluxe Laminated (The second 12inch offering from Nine:Fifteen) and his new mix cd Vol.5. We hope that you will join us this Saturday as we say GOODBYE to South Beach and HELLO to succession and progression... Please make sure you're signed up to our e-mail list (hit jesse@tittsworth.com if you're not) and watch for sparks! Please feel free to leave your comments on the forum (http://tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1605). Much love, Titts !!! Get KRUNK this FINAL Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

sabzi from seattle, hot hot beats!! blest f/ live band! don't misss this one!!!!

KRUNK URRY SATURDAY @ SOUTH BEACH (a mere 10 mins from DC in the heart of Bethesda) 7904 Woodmont Ave - Bethesda, MD Metro accessible! "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz and Rhome (washingtonpost.com) !! Dance to Seattle's Finest, enjoy the Blest LP release & the live band !! THANKFULLY KRUNK!! Don't miss the Thanksgiving Krunk Jump-Off, this Sat, Nov. 27th! Anyone who remembers last year's Thanksgiving MADNESS knows we have GREAT expectations for this weekend, and have a lot to be thankful for! We've got a very special line-up in store for you including a rare visit from the one and only DJ Sabzi from Seattle, the Blest LP release (featuring his LIVE BAND!), an open mic, and Optimist + Titts keeping it extra Krunk!! There's something for everyone, so bring yo big ass out to Krunk and dance off those Thanksgiving calories!!! STRAIGHT FROM SEATTLE, KRUNK PRESENTS, DJ SABZI of BLUE SCHOLARS and esteemed weekly, JUICY!!! Do not miss this rare opportunity to dance your ass off to this talented West Coast turn table technician. Pulling from the so-called "middle-school" era of hip-hop with influences by the likes of A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, early Hieroglyphics and Pharcyde, Sabzi is a perfect fit for Krunk Thanksgiving madness! After years of listening to The Clash, Pete Rock, Jimi Hendrix, and the Mad Caddies, Sabzi's eclectic production is equally infectious without conforming to the mold that dominates most hip-hop today!! BLEST RELEASE f/ LIVE BAND! Recovering from a hell of a birthday weekend, our man Blest has been stockpiling top notch material for this very special unveiling of his solo LP! No stranger to many-a-impressive open mic session at Krunk, Blest will be appearing in RARE FORM this SATURDAY with his FULL ON BAND! Do NOT sleep on this rising MoCo and Krunk revered star! Please show up early to ensure you may reserve your copy of his long anticipated solo release! And of course, what would a Thanksgiving Krunk be without your thankful founders, Optimst and Titts. Defining the very meaning of Krunk, catch the forefathers dominate the open mic and weave Krunk sets of insanity from open to close. With only the hottest wax and rhymes, never underestimate the potential for these two to really get the party started right!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

Flex Math, Seez Mics, K-Crome, Blest, Optimst Rhymz, Tittsworth, Saturday Saturday Saturday. Don't miss this one!!

Also this Saturday will be the official BLEST b-day JAM!!! It's ON!!

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) SAT.NOV.13.2004 | KRUNK and TITTSWORTH.COM Present ... TURR BURN B-DAY JUMP OFF! with Ragz, ST/MIC, Unknown, Tittsworth and Optimst Rhymz! [/color] HAPPY B-DAY TURR!!! It's with utmost delight that we are able to host the very special birthday of our fam, our sis, our favorite horse clipper and glue truck chaser, TURR BURN (Terri Brown for the Balmer challenged). These days our girl stays busy between two jobs and keeping us crazy Swan Stream cats in check so you know she needs to blow off some birthday steam come Saturday. Please do not miss this opportunity to show one of MoCo's sweetest some love!! We love ya homegirl, but ooo wee that ain't fair, give that horsy back his hair!!! DMC FINALIST DJ RAGZ! The legendary RAGZ has opened for some of the biggest of names, Busta Rhymes, Heltah Skeltah, Mobb Deep, Black Star, Organized Konfusion, Company Flow and Biz Markie to name a few. Whether its his comprehensive collection that spans 15 years plus or his unbelievably ability to make your jaw drop by his technical turntable tricks and scratching, Dj Ragz grabs your attention and never lets go. Come check out this 1997 DMC battle finalist and 1999 Turntable Showdown champion, reppin' the Jazz Addixx, Embassy Click and Muzik Fiendz, the one, the only DJ RAGZ! His Krunk summer debut was talked about for weeks and our man KNOWS how to command a crowd to say the least. DO NOT MISS THIS!!! ST / MIC Truly the very definition of a renaissance man, ST/MIC effectively works the faders and decks just as thorough as the m.i.c. or Cubase V.S.T. This Saturday we proudly host the unveiling of Saint Mike's brand new lyrical AND production material! We proudly welcome back the hardest working man in Richmond, plus or minus a few pounds in scrap metal. We're glad to see our fam on his feet as not even surgery could keep ST out the studio!! UNKNOWN Some say he is the sixth element of hip hop, containing fundamentals of all five. Krunk proudly presents The Unknown, a new breed of producer, lyricist, recording engineer AND artist. Stemming from the outskirts of our Nation's Capitol, The Unknown has been revered as the Kevin Bacon of local hip hop... 'cuz somehow everyone has worked with him or knows someone who has. Uns versatility has him working with a range of different styles such as jazz, dnb, deep house, r&b, alternative and even scores for indie film. The potential of this artist is immense, mixed with the skills of recording, the ear for sound manipulation and the drive that will bring his legacy to the hearts of millions. the unknown was, is and always will be a permanent fixture in modern music culture... TITTS and O.P. RHYMZ Your Krunk founders will be warming up the crowd with the hottest wax of yesterday and today. From D.I.T.C. to D.O.double.G, Tittsworth and Alex Vert (aka Optimst Rhymz) provide you with the sharpest cuts, the most inspired wax, the wittiest rhymes and the strongest shots allowed in MoCo. Show up early (10:30-midnight) for the lyrics and beats perfect for soothing you into what will inevitably become KRUNK MADNESS!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

Be the first to answer all 10 Krunk related riddles and I will make sure you need a designated driver for this Saturday.. 1. Which member of Tribe shares the same name as a prominent metal member? Which band? 2. What's a "hossa?" 3. Who will "put lead in ya ass and drink a cup of tea?" 4. Finsh the acronym, King Asiatic ... 5. "It was me, my true DJ Jerona, that would be my right hand man ????????" 6. Who said they'd "stuff my face to a funky beat" and 7. (RE: question #6) how much did it cost? 8. Which rapper thinks they can knock out Mike Tyson? 9. What's Jimbrowski wearin'? 10. Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? You'll hear these artists and many many more come Saturday. We hope that you'll take the time to get it Krunk with us. I'll be dropping a late night set spanning the best in new and old hip-hop, classic party hits, touch of 80's, early 90's, B-more club and much much more. Of course before that we have the Man Meistro doing the reggae thang, in addition to uptempo, 80s, dance classics and funk on the cohesive air-tight mix tip. Add in the open mic hosted by Optimst Rhymz and the cheapest, tallest drinks in town and you know it's gonna be like that. Still keepin' it FREE after over a YEAR strong!!

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) S A T U R D A Y , S E P T E M B E R 1 8 t h : HARDHEADZ L I V E - O R G A N I C - H I P - H O P We hope that you will join us for the very special debut of HARDHEADZ, the very best in live, organic, thought-provoking yet dance friendly hip-hop... Founded in July 2002, the Hardheadz consists of four band members: Mike Allen, Jason Motoshige, Stephen Demby and Jeremy Demby. The band blends hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock in a live lyric, guitar, drums and keyboard format, exhibiting a range of electric sonic grooves. The vision of the Hardheadz is to deliver live original compositions to a hip-hop era that is based on samples, drum machines, and loops. With various geographical influences, the group resides in Maryland, spanning from Towson to College Park. Here is where they call home, but they've already tried to expose home to the world... The Hardheadz upcoming full-length CD project, Addicted, is due to be released in the Spring of 2004. After winning Towson University’s Battle of the Bands, the group began recording their first 6 song demo release, “It’s Ours,” and started playing venues from Ebony Lounge and DC’s Aqua Club to shows in Miami and the Sugar Bar in Lower Manhattan. The fact that the band’s keyboardist is a DJ on Towson’s XTSR will play a big part in the groups marketing plan. Hardheadz have been performing shows along the east coast from Boston to Washington D.C., with local and reputable industry artists including J-Live, Talib Kwali, N.E.R.D. and the Clipse. To view a current list of shows, check out the band's website at www.hardheadzband.com. Along with your residents... TITTSWORTH Big Titts will be on the ones and twos, warming up the crowd with ultimate hip-hop funk. Having recently dropped near the equivalent of his RENT on wax, note that Titts will most likely be even MORE amped behind the decks these next few passes! From new Wu (YOU BIG DUMMY) and Royce da 5'9" f/ Big L to M.O.P. vs. Beastie Boys and a mature Snoop, Titts got the funk for yo mind and feet! Don't sleep on some huge Titts dates coming soon to you! DNB Sessions on 9/8, Titts @ Metalheadz 10 Year Tour w/ Goldie and Photek! Krunk CUBIK TAKEOVER and much much more! OPTIMST RHYMZ "Is it a crime to want to shine?" Nope, but missing Optimst's new EP should be! If you don't already have a copy of Op-teezy's new joint, BUG HIM EACH AND EVERY WEEK TIL YOU GET THE RECORDED HOTNESS. Having said that, I'm ecstatic to present the return of Krunk founder and MoCo bro ALEX VERT. After some unforeseen circumstances, he's back, bigger, badder and black, err um, stronger than ever. Flexing the open mic and blessing the decks is his talent.. and we've even taught him to down a tequila shot or two! Good to have you back brah, now get up there work off that deck rust!! OPEN MIC Show up early (11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for Krunk jump off. Keep it tight but civil. Bring a demo if you want a show. I'll say this again because cats don't seem to get it... I will *NOT* grant you a show on the spot. Not even a song. Save your breath and do NOT hassle my DJ's. I get the same sales pitch every week so I'm not trying to be a dick but I don't know you from the next man!! Bring a demo if you want a show, otherwise keep the cypha goin! KRUNK MAKING MOVES -Mark your calendar for the KRUNK CLUB 5 TAKEOVER on Wednesday, September 8th. What more perfect than to enjoy one of summer's remaining moments on the comfortable, renovated Club 5 rooftop? Join your Krunk residents in celebration of Yvonne's Birthday, alongside DJ's Fierce, Storm, Bobby Jae and Darkenetiks! Info. -Check the Tittsworth/Krunk appearance in the Washington Express from last Friday. Read and respond here. Much love to The Post Express for the piece! -Titts making moves! DJ dates: -Sept 02: Titts + Arse @ Alias (dnb) -Sept 08: Krunk Club 5 Takeover (hiphop, b-more club and the kitchen sink) -Sept 17: Tittsworth @ Buzz/Cubik (drum and bass like whoa) - Look for the Krunk CUBIK/Buzz takeover!! -Each and every Saturday at KRUNK (if you don't know you betta axe somebody) -Stay up to date on events by joining the Krunk/Tittsworth.com newsletter: E-mail jesse@tittsworth.com !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

yo, our ratio is RIGHT!! -recent shots: http://www.tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1383 (and that was just an OK nite in the summer! fall rushes are OFF THE CHAIN) -mo pics on tittsworth.com -this cat is from the west coast but he may have guested on pgc, i'll check for ya.. check us out! cats got NUFF good ***brown trout*** to say about KRUNK. check out our forums at tittsworth.com if you don't believe ;-) also, find me and i'll sort out some shots fo sho!!!!

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz Hahn and Rhome Anderson (washingtonpost.com) S A T U R D A Y , S E P 1 1 t h : LEFT COAST'S VERY OWN DJ MEISTRO!!! (extended eclectic hip-hop, reggae, funk/soul, etc set) Thanks to everyone who kept it at a boil for the Krunk Fall Jump Off w/ Mikey and Big Chuck. It was obvious that not even Labor Day Weekend can curb the Krunk! Let's get the fall season started RIGHT with the West Coast's one and only DJ MEISTRO!! SATURDAY - SATURDAY - SATURDAY!! Flattery and promotional babble aside, ALL our guest and resident DJ's do the damn thing UBER PROPER but PERSONALLY it has been a while since I've been this GASSED up over a guest DJ. It's once a leap year that my ears have the auditory pleasure of digesting a DJ mix that is so well thought out.. so dance friendly.. so versatile... so technical... so soulful... so PERFECT FOR KRUNK! Moments after experiencing DJ Meistro's green splatter spray-painted recording I KNEW Krunk had to host the debut. With the flip of his wrists, Mr. Meistro quickly drops a hip-hop acapella and flawlessly appropriates respective soul, house and hip-hop beats for each individual verse. Refusing to be genre bound, the man then instantly jumps from Busta to Pete Rock to Clipse to Beanie Man with style and ease, combining the best in REAL hip-hop, guilty hip-POP pleasures, reggae, dance hall, soul and everything you'd expect to hear at Krunk. I see many Titts / Nada / Cam / Optimst traits in this man's sets, so I approach this weekend with outstanding pleasure, honor and anticipation. Can't wait to for yall to get it Krunk for the man Meistro!! Please show this very talented turntable technician a very warm Krunk and East Coast welcome! "Less is certainly more" this week. No live MC sets, no guest DJ's, no free junk food... just the highly anticipated and pleasantly extended set from DJ MEISTRO!!! I'm giving you a week's notice. Now go and buy some Gel Insoles for this Saturday immediately!! Along with your residents... TITTSWORTH Big Titts will be on the ones and twos, warming up the crowd with ultimate hip-hop funk. Having recently dropped near the equivalent of his RENT on wax, note that Titts will most likely be even MORE amped behind the decks these next few passes! From new Wu (YOU BIG DUMMY) and Royce da 5'9" f/ Big L to M.O.P. vs. Beastie Boys and a mature Snoop, Titts got the funk for yo mind and feet! Don't sleep on some huge Titts dates coming soon to you! DNB Sessions on 9/8, Titts @ Metalheadz 10 Year Tour w/ Goldie and Photek! Krunk CUBIK TAKEOVER and much much more! OPTIMST RHYMZ "Is it a crime to want to shine?" Nope, but missing Optimst's new EP should be! If you don't already have a copy of Op-teezy's new joint, BUG HIM EACH AND EVERY WEEK TIL YOU GET THE RECORDED HOTNESS. Having said that, I'm ecstatic to present the return of Krunk founder and MoCo bro ALEX VERT. After some unforeseen circumstances, he's back, bigger, badder and black, err um, stronger than ever. Flexing the open mic and blessing the decks is his talent.. and we've even taught him to down a tequila shot or two! Good to have you back brah, now get up there work off that deck rust!! OPEN MIC Show up early (11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for Krunk jump off. Keep it tight but civil. Bring a demo if you want a show. I'll say this again because cats don't seem to get it... I will *NOT* grant you a show on the spot. Not even a song. Save your breath and do NOT hassle my DJ's. I get the same sales pitch every week so I'm not trying to be a dick but I don't know you from the next man!! Bring a demo if you want a show, otherwise keep the cypha goin! KRUNK MAKING MOVES -Mark your calendar for the KRUNK CLUB 5 TAKEOVER on Wednesday, September 8th. What more perfect than to enjoy one of summer's remaining moments on the comfortable, renovated Club 5 rooftop? Join your Krunk residents in celebration of Yvonne's Birthday, alongside DJ's Fierce, Storm, Bobby Jae and Darkenetiks! Info. -Check the Tittsworth/Krunk appearance in the Washington Express from last Friday. Read and respond here. Much love to The Post Express for the piece! -Titts making moves! DJ dates: -Sept 02: Titts + Arse @ Alias (dnb) -Sept 08: Krunk Club 5 Takeover (hiphop, b-more club and the kitchen sink) -Sept 17: Tittsworth @ Buzz/Cubik (drum and bass like whoa) - Look for the Krunk CUBIK/Buzz takeover!! -Each and every Saturday at KRUNK (if you don't know you betta axe somebody) -Stay up to date on events by joining the Krunk/Tittsworth.com newsletter: E-mail jesse@tittsworth.com !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

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