Jump to content
Washington DC Message Boards

Just humor

Guest hoparguro

Recommended Posts

Guest hoparguro

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,

To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,

But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,

My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,

I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,

All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,

In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,

Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,

Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver back off just to give me a holler,

"You can’t win them all," he says in fling,

"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...