Psycho Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 ►Must be high school drop-out ►Must be willing to send mixed signals about your sexual interests ►Must obtain GED even if your "husband" does not want you to ►Must be willing to provide oral presentations in lieu of skill sets ►Must have gotten pregnant before 16 years of age ►Must have consumed Marijuana as a teenager ►Must be Single White Female previously on Welfare ►Must be willing to sleep with your subordinates ►Must be willing to overlook law violators ►Must be willing to "HUG" everyone ►Must be willing to have stolen services from CSX as a teenager ►Must be willing to have consumed alcohol underage ►Must be offended when men say your "butt looks like a black woman" ►Must have been anorexic as a teenager ►Must be willing to OD on PhenPhen after it is made illegal in USA ►Must be willing to prostitute yourself for the cause ►MUST HAVE NO PERSONAL BOUNDARIES ►Must be from Trailer Park USA and DAMNED Proud of it... ►Must be willing to hire publicists to promote your deficits ►MUST FALSIFY your application and FULLY expect to get away with it ►Must be willing to ignore the law when it pertains to your boss ►Must be willing to rehire criminals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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