YOU MOST DEFINITELY KNOW JACK

[Psycho]

YOU MOST DEFINITELY KNOW JACK

 

 

I want to be a crook like Jack Evans has been so successfully.

 

I want to have a secret slush fund to help my friends get elected and ahead.

 

I want to have two faces and wear them well, just like Jack.

 

I want to have lips as big as Mick Jagger so I can kiss the back side of others, just like Jack.

 

I want season passes to the Nationals, Wizards and more, just like Jack.

 

I want to walk into Clydes, order up a $175 dinner and when leaving hear the manager say: “Its on the house”, just like Jack.

 

YES, you can now amaze your friends by telling them you most definitely know Jack!