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Looks like Rees' blog is offline.... Hmmmmmm 13:56 est 4-13-06

Rees, your the only man I love, you know that. Why don't you answer my posts sweety?

Rees.. I will not vote for you. And I tell EVERYONE I know about you.

Rees, Have you ever had therapy? Like honestly... real therapy? You should talk to someone. I'm not trying to insult you here or make you spawn a new alias by telling you I'll punch you or something here, that was mostly bravado... I'm really TRULY trying to make a connection with you now. SERIOUSLY dude, you need someone to chat with.. someone you can bounce ideas off of and someone who will listen to your thoughts and worries and ideas. Someone who can be an impartial third-party that can try and give you some advice and try to steer you in the right direction. There's plenty of good doctors in DC.

Boo! Can you hear the theme music to the mortal kombat video game in the background?

If I see you putting a flyer on my car Rees I'll punch you in your face.

What Rees really wanted to say: "I am currently erecting a campaign to run for public office whereby I will reduce taxes to zero and achieve fiscal liquidity in the legal governmental affairs and corporate dental structures, etc. etc., Also, I love women." hah! Rees is a comic GOD...

Surprize! Those messages have been deleted.. I'm sure someone saved them somewhere though... -a

Well.. I think we can say, since it's fact (while we're being careful).. that Rees posted a message on that swingers board about his campaign. WHY.. WHY, WHY.. why would rees post a campaign message on the DC swingers board? If he's legitimate what the hell would he be doing on that site? Trying to lock up the powerful "swingers" vote? Maybe Rees misunderstands what the whole "swing" voters concept is all about?

BSSSSSHHHHHHHssssss!!!! (SOUND OF ME SPITTING MY COFFEE ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN) WHOAAAAAOW... Rees is my favorite ant-hero. Hands down, he wins "Shaddiest person of the year" award with that series. thank you so much goldengirl...part of me wants to print these out and plaster them all over glover park.. but that takes too much effort.. I'd rather trim my toenails.

Email campaigns, websites, fliers....secret formulas? Rees "secret" is this: One night he woke up suddenly from a dream where he imagined himself duplicated a thousand times. He imagined little mini-Reeses running all over the city posting fliers and talking to people. He woke up and thought, "I CAN DO THAT! I'll create aliases that will be like me, but they won't be! The genius here will be that the name of people that post theses message will be different from my own. I can be a hundred people and no one will know! I'm a GENIUS!" Grassroots campaigns and unprecedented support via the internet is something Dean pulled off for his campaign. That worked because Dean was actually a semi-sane person with a message. -a I think Rees used the word "erected" twice.. that's funny to me.

I just came across this site (thanks R) and am completely and totally floored by Rees' antics. WOW. I had the pleasure of going head to head vs. "Nikki Cox" before he/she/rees was banned from the Glover Park Yahoo group a couple months back. HOLY SH*T I had no idea how deep Rees' pyschosis could go. WOW. Rock on. P.S. Where's the link to see if Rees has withdrawn from the race? I see the requirements link from the dc gov site but not the actual report... P.S.S. Ever have a feeling like you're in the middle of some twisted M.Knight Shyamalam movie? And the BIG twist at the end is that EVERY post on here is just Rees himself.. talking to himself? Like at the end of the movie he finds out that the reason all the IP addresses track back to him is because he's the only one! oh my goodness I'm frickin' out.