So, You've never heard the term "burial at sea" before? Ever? Really? Let me explain how they do it: they throw you into the ocean, you sink.
The more fundamentalist forms of Islam require that you be buried within 24 hours.
I'm sure that before today, in the whole course of human history, Islamic people have died or been buried at sea. I'm pretty sure Islam has it covered.
So, in regards to your post:
"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."