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Hi,

 

How about a "Jokes/Fun" category/topic? Maybe it would cheer up the moment when in need to vent... or laugh together on a joke/story ?

 

i.e. I wanted to share my collection of Bumper Stickers for this year:

 

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

 

"I souport publik edekasion"

 

"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"

 

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

 

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

 

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

 

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

 

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else. "

 

"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. "

 

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. "

 

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it. "

 

"What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?"

 

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

 

"Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal."

 

"Visualize Parking"

 

"My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom"

 

"BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore."

 

"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute."

 

"Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it."

 

"Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else."

 

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

 

"Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular."

 

"I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up.... "

 

"And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?"

 

"Hang up and drive."

 

"All that glitters has a high refractive index."

 

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

 

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

 

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

 

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

 

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."

 

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!"

 

"Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!"

 

"My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!"

 

"It works better if you plug it in."

 

"Kiteboarding has been cancelled"

 

 

LOL :D

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