The Theory of Intelligence

[Bluto]

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.

 

 

'Well you see Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast

 

as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and

 

weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good

 

for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group

 

keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same

 

way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,

 

as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it

 

attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular

 

consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster

 

and more efficient machine.

 

 

 

And that Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

[Raven]

Feel smarter maybe, but most people act like horses a--es when they drink to much.

 

 

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.

'Well you see Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast

 

as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and

 

weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good

 

for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group

 

keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same

 

way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,

 

as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it

 

attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular

 

consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster

 

and more efficient machine.

And that Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'