Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after
downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and
much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the
road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes that there is yet another tree directly in
his path. He swerves again and discovers that his
drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing
him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and
brings his car to a stop. The officer, approaches
Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when
the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer
Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"